sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
sexting with normal faces instead of winkies is so fucking scary
” let me fuck your throat (: “
Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.
BOYS LOOK THEIR BEST WHEN THEY HAVE REALLY MESSY HAIR AND HAVEN’T SHAVED IN A FEW DAYS AND ALSO WHEN THEY’RE NAKED
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

